It's All In Your Head

My dreams are out of control. Last night, I was working at my bar (in my dream) and a crazy gunman shot me in my temple. I had pulled one of those “you don’t have the guts to shoot me,” stunts and the little punk blew my head off (sorry for the graphics). Of course as dreams would go, I suddenly was a super stealthy police agent and I had secretly dodged the bullet and used a fake blood packet to pretend I got shot (so much for watching Miami Vice before I go to bed).

The other night I had a dream that I cheated on Todd. The actual act, or in fact guy, were not present in the dream, but in this bizarre world, cheating was illegal and I was going to get arrested. I must say I took it very well. A couple nights ago, I dreamed Chicago was a bunch of islands with about three skyscrapers on each. It was always nighttime and the sky was filled with huge elementary-school looking stars. You know the ones you drew with two triangles…one upside down and one right side up. Oh! I just realized that is the Star of David, crazy.

I’ve always had many dreams and very weird ones. I thought I read somewhere that dreams were just thoughts or memories re-organizing themselves in you brain (when I think about that, I always imagine two shelves on each side of my brain with books flying back and forth between them).

And why do people talk in their sleep and others don’t? When I was young, I used to be really embarrassed about talking in my sleep at camps, sleepovers, etc. When my friends would wake me up laughing, I would get really defensive and upset. One of my camp counselors told me that I was really smart because not only could I talk when I was awake, but when I was asleep too. I’ve considered using this impressive skill on my resume.

I’ve started keeping a dream journal. If anything, I’ve found that it helps me distinguish reality from dreams. You know when you have those moments walking down the street and suddenly a memory pops up and you think, “was that a dream?” (So many of you are saying, umm…no). Well, happy dreaming everyone!

D.Riggs

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